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08

Jul

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

So we were sitting in class today

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

seriouslyamerica:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

(Source: tomhazeldine)

flo-prato:

OITNB doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day

07

Jul

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

Ugh I just really need someone right now and everyone I’m comfortable talking to is doing something important so I don’t want to bother them.


Spectrum of Fall.
By: Jonah Reenders

Spectrum of Fall.

By: Jonah Reenders

(Source: jonahreenders)

(Source: valscrapbook)

megamuslim:

I really couldnt help it 

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

its-my-fault:

Everybody, meet Max😻❤️

its-my-fault:

Everybody, meet Max😻❤️

(Source: tswiftdaily)